Backoff Christmas, Thanksgiving is still Coming
|Whiskey speaking for the season, the other one.|
As a cat, I rather enjoy turkey. I do not care for that mincemeat pie you humans eat at the next holiday--the one in winter. Pssst other cats, it has no meat in it. It is things like this that make felines a superior species. Humans also call things "pairs" when they are singular items such as a pair of scissors, pants, pliers and on it goes. When I say I want a pair of fish, I mean two. Do not try to rip me off.
Remember these are the beings who gave us animal grouping names such as a wisdom of wombats (cats are wiser), a pack of dogs (please one of them is too much), a company of parrots ( ever try to have a conversation with
|Boris depressed over the dismissal of Thanksgiving|
I think my little brother Boris would like to say something about the thankless treatment of Thanksgiving.
Dear Santa, I want a box of cat nip, some mice
What? Boris you insufferable small-headed little cat. Did you not hear what I just said.
Oh come on Whiskey the damn hardware store had Christmas decorations up in October. Next year, they will probably be up the day after Easter. That would be ironic, now wouldn't it? I might be little,
|Boris defending fall foliage in California|
I, Whiskey Pickle Jones, give up. This generation of felines is hopeless. What's next? Opposable thumbs or tail wagging.
Everyone at Cat Noir CC wishes you all a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.
Mom, Thanksgiving is still a week away.
Let it go Whiskey.
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