Welcome to My Nightmare

You know that moment when you wake up from a nightmare, and it lingers like a blurry vision of horror? A deep grumble can be heard coming from somewhere nearby. You heart is beating fast, the blood pounding in your ears as your body automatically prepares mentally and physically for a fight or flight response. Just before your back slams up against the wall and your body is dragged towards the ceiling by a supernatural force, it MEOWS.

Deep in your your psyche, you know there was a sinister laugh from the 10 pound furry thing on your bed looking at you as if his sleep was disturbed. Pretty sure the 22 pound one, who is obviously faking sleep or trying to disguise himself as drunk wedding guest waiting to do the bunny hop, is the one who created the grumbling with his snoring.


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